Yeah, we all know it's comin' Every year Thanksgivin' Day We're gonna wish we hadn't But we all come over anyway
And it's nice to see the family And Lord, her cookin's great But when she starts a hummin' on 'Jingle Bells' We know there ain't no escape
'Cause mama's gettin' ready for Christmas And you better stay out of her way She's got a million lights, a ton of decorations And they gotta go up today
Yeah, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out She's gonna have a job for you Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas So you better get ready too
Now she's the queen of redneck Christmas At least that's what my daddy thinks While he's climbin' up the ladder with an eight foot Santa That laughs and waves and blinks
Last year my brother Bill almost got killed Wirin' up that artificial tree And when I get done with these stupid plastic reindeer That's the last that woman's gonna see of me, I bet you that
Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas And you better stay out of her way She's got a million lights, a ton of decorations And they gotta go up today
Now there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out She's gonna have a job for you Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas So you better get ready too
Oh, the front yard's gonna look like Las Vegas And folks will come from near and far 'Cause everybody knows when she throws that switch Christmas is about to start
Yeah, mama's gettin' ready for Christmas And you better stay out of her way She's got a million lights, a ton of decorations And they gotta go up today
Now there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out She's gonna have a job for you Yeah, mama's gettin' ready for Christmas So you better get ready too