Do you remember when men wore skirts? (So hip) In kipper ties like jealous flirts (So hip) In calico and in brocade shirts So hip it hurts
Do you remember when girls wore slacks? (So hip) Traffic stops, men get heart attacks (So hip) Seems so strange that they took it like that So hip it hurts
He's so hip, so hip it She's so hip, so hip it They're so hip, so hip it hurts So hip it
Whose the girl with the kin ski eyes? (So hot) They kind of face you could idolize (So what) The kind of shape that gets advertised So hip it hurts
Once it was normal for a girl to curtsy Got to admit even though it hurts me She'd squeeze informal until it screams for mercy So hip it hurts
He's so hip, so hip it She's so hip, so hip it They're so hip, so hip it hurts So hip it hurts, so hip it
(So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so) He's so hip, so hip it She's so hip, so hip it They're so hip, so hip it hurts So hip it hurts, so hip it
He's so hip, so hip it She's so hip, so hip it So hip, so hip it hurts