Check it out, y'all This is Aceyalone on the microphone And we got my nigga punish on the beatbox And we gonna show you how we does it
Anywhere you go I am going to find you And every time you flow I'll be right behind you Just to let you know and constantly remind you You can never be as dope as I am, goddamn
Now I know you hate it when the MC ain't fly So I come in the party live Chopping rappers down to size I know 'em when I see 'em 'Cause they got that look in their eyes
Surprise, Aceyalone has arrived They surround around the microphone like shit attracts flies I arise, the Thai gets me high I find him, stand right behind him and I spy No more than two tries, either freaks it or you die
I waited, somebody stated, "He's intimidated" I was faded, I played it like any other brother would've played it Not soon as I grabbed the microphone I went into a frenzy Started givin' niggaz black eyes like Spuds Mackenzie When that bud's in me
Now one of these niggaz tried to tell me my shit was hopeless His homeboy was on the other side sayin', "Man, your shit's the dopest" All of a sudden another rapper pushed his way through the crowd Came and stood in front of me and told me he was proud
Then he bowed Told me that he liked the way I styled I thanked him, I smiled Then I had to be out
Anywhere you go I am going to find you And every time you flow I'll be right behind you Just to let you know and constantly remind you You can never be as dope as I am, goddamn
Now I'ma give shout out to all the dope MC's in the world Y'all know who you are
You know I got the kinda style that everybody yearns I mic check, I break a niggaz nectar like Kerns 'Cause you are a worm, you are a germ And you are about to be stepped on So you should be concerned
If you have a perm then it's permanent It's affirmative, you will burn Make a right turn, turn Then a left turn, then a U-turn, turn Come all the way back, return
Stand stern and maybe you just might learn about the firm I used to be a sperm, shoot, got derm Nobody better not squirm till my meeting is adjourned Okay, I'm through and I rock from here to Peru, Vern I could've sworn you knew that AC's having a rap sale
You wanna buy 1 or 2 Or 3 or 4 or 5, or 6 or 7 or 8 Or 9 or 10 or 11, or 12 or 13 or 14? 'Cause me and the mic are courting
My circuit breaker's shorting My memory is aborting I can barely remember this flow But wack MC's ya still got another zillion miles or so to go
Anywhere you go I am going to find you And every time you flow I'll be right behind you Just to let you know and constantly remind you You can never be as dope as I am, goddamn
They pushed that rapper in front of the train Took him to the doctor sewed his arm on again Stabbed that rapper right in his heart Gave him a transplant for a brand new start And then he stopped, he started again
He forted bounced it and vomited Now you know who's the dominant dog That got to be given you that rhyme style Man child, locked in the promised land I'ma stand in the middle of an open hand, that's extensive
'Cause I don't flow religiously or relentlessly For innocent minded ticity Okay, I win and the battle's like over, got a satellite Rover With a rocket telescopic sprocket pocket pulley And a fully automatic stun gun 'cause I'm a bully
My hair was woolly I'm a mullion A calmer Jeffrey Dahmer hater I'm greater than the latest greatest innovators Can go to hell 'cause I say this so well You can whistle my melody or noel
You're still gonna get the Speak n Spell I get my ink from inkwell, my paper from the trees I swell up when I eat MC's, so eat these And stand at attention, did I forget to mention
My classes aren't expensive That's if you are an uncomprehensive Defensive sensitive, toy rapper, little boy rapper Momma's wittle wappin' man wapper Now you got me reachin' for my zapper I'll cut you off with a clapper
But that's for old gentlemen Who drink coffee with cinnamon, it'll take ten of them Then again did I mention I'm potent Totin', holdin', reloadin' votin' with my channel changer fool And since I don't speak Greek stranger I'ma give it to you in layman's terms so you'll learn