I did not ask for a lot this year Every single day Lookin' for an answer to the words you say
Never got to meet the President Never got to shake his squirly hand Oh, don't you know the President is out for tea with Tony Blair? He won't be back for hours maybe, homeboy
I'd be so happy if I got to meet George Bush He's like an angel when Rebecca hears me calling I would dance on NBC and say George Bush shook hands with me Then I'd go and choke on a cock
And Guinevere would find me leaving home And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone, I know I'd be the greatest singer on the radio
Leaning on the raging river flats Sliding off a single blade of grass Oh, don't you know the A.D.A. is brushing teeth with Johnny J They won't be smashing flowers, meet no more
I'd be so happy if I bid it all on you And never answer when Rebecca ask me questions I'd lay down to some degree And say John Stern locked lips with me