Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues - Sözleri

When I was a boyThere was no limit on what I could eatShake after shake after shake after shakeFollowed by all kinds of red meatMetabolism runnin' around so fastMy body never gained no weightThat pissed off all my Momma's friendsAnd made my big-boned sister irateBut now I'm a manAnd all that food frolicking has caused my ego to hurt'Cause even when I'm in the shower aloneI'm too embarrassed to remove my shirtWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother-fucker outta meWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother-fucker outta meAnd all them cookies I been munching latelyMy feets are becoming difficult to seeI believe it was my DaddyWho led to this eating diseaseBy calling me "The Little Candy-ass"When I couldn't finish a burger with cheeseOr maybe it was my MommaWho got me addicted to the wrong foodsOnly when I gobbled down every chicken cutletWould I get to see Momma's good moodsThey said eat this, they said eat thatTo stay skinny there was no chanceAnd now when I walk I hear corduroyEven though I ain't wearing pantsWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother-fucker outta me(You fat fuck, you fat fuck)What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother-fucker outta me(You fat fuck, you fat fuck)And all that ice cream I been eatin' latelyMy chins alone weigh 203The diet starts tomorrow!I have a grapefruit for breakfastFor lunch a bowl of white riceDinnertime it's a saltless potatoI ain't allowed no spiceIf this diet's gonna workTonight I can't eat no more"Just go to sleep," I say to myselfAs I close the bedroom doorTwo in the morning, I wake up to pissMy belly's hungry and achin'Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the dietBring on the chips flavored with baconWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother-fucker outta meWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMake a tub o' shit outta meAnd all them crumb-cakes I been eating latelyI shoulda bought stock in Sara Lee


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