Another child born to the house, I hate children Raise him right so he won't be a mouse, I hate children I hate it when they make lots of noise, I hate children I broke my neck tripping over their toys, I hate children
Shut your mouth, you stupid little brat What you need's a smack, smack, smack If I'd my way, I'd give away
I hate the crying that they make, I hate children Screaming and whining for a piece of cake, I hate children I hate getting up late at night, I hate children To check and see if the crying baby's alright, I hate children
Shut your mouth, you stupid little brat What you need's a smack, smack, smack If I'd my way, I'd give away
Now have my little monstrous kid, I hate children It's of you that I'll be rid, I hate children Do you see this toy, it's called a gun, I hate children If you wanna live you'd better run, I hate children
Shut your mouth, you stupid little brat What you need's a smack, smack, smack If I'd my way, I'd give away