So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave heading to a friends wedding in the NYC But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat, all this jet setting has re ally been getting to me. It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep but instead I end up sitting in the 27 th seat, An isle seat, fine by me but the guy that's insides always trying to pee. With a wild child behind that's crying and keeps flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams So I silently plead "Oh God, please let there be a hunny sitting 27B" but of cou rse a morbidly obese beast Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes dude sitting D is at least three dee p and he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees Alls good slaughter, just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars an d when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going And it just keeps... [X2]
So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm about to turd my pants, but the ca ptain is seat belt fastened. So my ass is just passin gas and at last I escape when I'm minutes away from cli nically insane. I make my way towards baggage claim when I hear a high pitched voice scream my n ame. (Asher!) Some dumb B****, I went to high school with. While shes sweating shes telling me she likes my shit I just smile and think how great it would be if I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep. (leg sweep) So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi. In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going And it just keeps... [X2]
I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom Tell him my mood and how im ordering food and I'm probably gonna stay in and wat ch a movie But the tube has no HBO so anything I want yo I'm paying for but I'm lame and br oke so I'm laying in a robe Watching that Little People Big World show right then there's a knock at the doo r, it's my last hope for a Spanish whore Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis "Hi, I've lost my cock, have you seen it?"
Jesus, this day is the worst, at least I can give me a little jerk and then go t o sleep healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I'm just
Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going And it just keeps... [X2]
[Thanks to Aimen for these lyrics]
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