Christmas Songs 2 - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily - Sözleri

(Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark)


 


Twas the fight before Christmas


When all through the house


No furniture left standing, no TV or couch


Our aquarium, heck they even knocked over my Chia Pet


MeMaw was flung 'cross the room by her hair


By her sister Ethel who never fought fair





LET'S GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!





The children all wrestled and jumped off the beds


Dropping elbows and knees on each other's heads


And MaMaw wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat


Cleared half the room in ten seconds flat


The whole brawl began from an innocent matter


When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"


She knocked him through the window he fell with a crash


Tore down the gutters and busted his LEG REALLY BAD





You ought to have saw it 


It looked like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck


No Kiddin


Yeah awful I couldn't turn to look at it





You see both sides of our family have never gotten along


And every holiday something always go wrong


You ain't supposed to fight but spread joy in this season


But when they get the nog they just look for a reason


In no time at all everybody joined in


And right there we squared off with our closest of kin


It's a time for givin said Uncle Bill


As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law Phil


I heard somebody say "It's the thought that counts


And right now I'm thinking about knocking your butt out"


Presents and fists flew all over the room


And NaNa had some fancy moves with the broom


She took out three cousins and knocked down the tree


And I ducked just in time she swung out at me





It's my favorite time of year


Dad always has too much beer


Gets on the roof and hunts reindeer


Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily





Tie the antlers on the dog


Save some shine for Santa Claus


From all the in-laws and outlaws


Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily





I crawled to the phone Lord it seemed like a mile


And called 9-1-1 which we keep on speed dial


In a matter of minutes out the window appeared


Flashing blue lights and the Sherrif John Deere


Just then six men burst through the door


Some yelling "HEY IT'S US" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"


A stray punch from Grandpa found the sherrif's chin


And just for good measure he clocked him again


It took all 6 cops to get Grandpa in cuffs


You know he gets feisty when he runs out of snuff


We all stopped our fighting and cheered Grandpa on


Heck I thought he could take them I guess I was wrong


As they dragged him outside he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"


He was kicking and screaming and calling them names





"You (bleep) You (bleep) 


Let me go you (bleep) 


You donut eatin stupid (bleep) son of a (bleep)"





We stood on the porch as did all our neighbras


Who always took interest in our family's behavior


"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma shout


And "We'll take back the presents and then come bail you out"


By now we'd forgotten what we were fighting for


We were battered and bruised but united once more


Then we all joined hands and sang "Violent Night"





Violent Night





And we heard Grandpa exclaim as they drove off out of sight:


"Merry Christmas to all...MAN that was a good fight!!!!"





Deck your neighbor deck the halls


Tis the season for a brawl


From all of us to all of y'all


Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily


Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily


Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily 














		
			



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