J to the A to the N to the E, yo P J to the A to the N to the E, yo P J to the A to the N to the E, yo P J to the A to the N to the E, yo P One hot summer day back around the way A new kid moved onto the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine mill Yeah, and kept his smitty's on his tool Anyway Jay portrayed to be like hard So we took him in and put him down with the hit squad His house was phat, full court in the back Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat Plus AZT, full house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one could vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn house was dressed in hot pink Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons" Left the bathroom, went back where I was Tapped Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?" There's bras and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put down that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't strapped Left the nine in the car, right next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think fast real quick I got a flashback from a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, don't lie Kay, I broke for the door Tripped on some bullshit in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she wrote It was like rapunzel Rapunzel? Down came his hair Titties popped out and there was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was more like J to the A to the N to the E, yo P Don't tell me, you went out like a sucker Chill, took off that mustache Grabbed that ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh shit All of that real shit, you know what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner But better, right in there, man, I didn't even care Are you crazy? Well, I was holdin' me Don't tell me it was Jane you were juicin' Sheiit, kick it-e © PARICKEN MUSIC; WB MUSIC CORP.; Bu döküman AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır. http://www.akormerkezi.com