I was the kind of kid back in school Who wore a 'Members Only' jacket and said it was cool That's when I met Katrina, she was best friends with Seshel I thought she was the one, yeah, I thought that she was special I saw her in the hall about a quarter to three I said, 'I'll take you in my Nova to the Tasty Freeze' She said, 'I know all about you, more than I should I know all about your dirty mags you keep in the wood' So tell me, how I'm supposed to be When I've been stalked by a lesbian? I can't sleep a wink And I'm married to the ephedrine How am I supposed to sleep When I've been stalked by a lesbian now? Stalked by a lesbian now Now don't take it light, it might seem funny to you Yesterday my science project was covered in glue So I asked that guy Seshel, I said, 'Was it something I said?' He said, 'Quit being so fucking paranoid, it's all in your head' The way she's looking at me, I think she wants me to be The guy that always gets shot in every movie you see Oh God, she's walking this way, oh God, what could I say? And I hope and I pray that one day she's gonna be straight So tell me, how I'm supposed to be When I've been stalked by a lesbian? I can't sleep a wink And I'm married to the ephedrine How am I supposed to sleep When I've been stalked by a lesbian now? Stalked by a lesbian now Stalked by a lesbian now So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room And there's this girl and she walks up to me She's beautiful and she says 'Hey, I'm Katrina, dude, remember me?' And I freaked, I said, 'Oh my God, I thought you looked familiar' About this time, this 400 fucking pound woman walks up With Katrina's face tattooed on the side of her neck She comes waddling up and says, 'Don't fuck with my girl' I looked at Jabba straight in the fucking eye and I say 'Don't worry, every time I picture Katrina's face It's gonna be on the side of your gross, fat-assed, 3 chinned neck' She says, 'Are you stupid?', I say, "No, I'm just sober' So tell me, how I'm supposed to be When I've been stalked by a lesbian? I can't sleep a wink And I'm married to the ephedrine How am I supposed to sleep When I've been stalked by a lesbian now? Stalked by a lesbian now Stalked by a lesbian now I hope she beat the shit outta you, you homophobic © SONOTROCK MUSIC; Bu döküman AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır. http://www.akormerkezi.com