I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried To run for governor before he died He lived in California but traveled worldwide It was a big huge hit, just kidding I lied There's the song about the 90's, I sampled Ace of Base But kept it off the album in the interest of taste 'Cheyenne Rock City', a song about touring But rhymes about Wyoming are really very boring As for the Churchill song, give me a break How many songs about England could my listeners take? There was a track about women and the drama they bring 'Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things' Remember 'Geeked Out'? You don't but I do 'The geek shall inherit the Earth', it's true I rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks But if I wanted biased news, I would have just watched Fox I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you, son I've got a list of songs here, I once thought were the bomb But when I laid them down in ProTools they all came out wrong 'Las Vegas Invasion' was a sci-fi track About aliens addicted to playing blackjack I wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick But got a bad review in Ranger Rick I didn't want to get lynched or punched in mouth So I didn't do that song making fun of the South I did a song about how girls at Stanford are whack Called 'College Is Where Girls Go to Get Fat' There was the KRS slash Nirvana debut But the mash-up thing was so 2002 I did an anti-Bush track and then I did five more But 'Rock Against Bush' was so 2004 I wrote a song about China, how could I go wrong? I rapped in Cantonese about Mao Zedong It went um goy, neh ho ma? Nehih sik ying mun ma? I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you, son I've got CD-R of tracks, I once thought would be tight But when I played it for my girl I slept alone that night Write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot Write a dental hygiene jam that says, brush a lot Write a Bill O'Reilly track that says hush a lot No, I'm not a player I like Rush a lot I've got 21 concepts but a single ain't one If you're still referencing Jay-Z I feel bad for you, son So what's the secret to hip hop, jazz, blues and rock? Step one, get out a pad and kill your writer's block, start I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you, son I've got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb But when I laid them down in ProTools they all came out wrong © ZOMBA ENTERPRISES INC; MCLARS PUBLISHING; Bu döküman AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır. http://www.akormerkezi.com