Listen, you can't stop it, you can't escape it You can't turn it off So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter Sir or Ma'm, would you please turn it the fuck up? Do it
I present to you, unleashed in the east Best dressed in the west, sorted in the north Without a doubt in the south The queen of queen bees, lioness of Juda
Phoenix from the ashes risen Undefeated, undisputed featherweight champion On all five continents World record holder with a high score Of two gazillion in Tetris
Two-time recipient of the Nobel Prize For super foxiest female ever And war time consigliore to the Cosa Nostra
She split the atom, invented the X-ray The cure for AIDS and the surprise blindfold greeting She performed and choreographed the fights For Bruce Lee in 'Enter the Dragon' and 'Game of Death' And still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends
She sucker punched Einstein, outsmarted Ali And even out-super-freaked Rick James She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records The most decorated professional field operative In the industry and in the streets
With a perfect track record since kindergarten Where she used to whoop schoolboy ass She's listed in section 202 Of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 as being Too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace