I had an accident, which I won't explain I slept for nineteen years in a storm water drain To when I awoke it was two-thousand and ten I was feeling rather peckish when I woke up and then I went in search for my favourite place I was really looking forward to the 'good times, great taste,' Yes, I went to McDonald's looking for some fries When I walked in the store and to my surprise All the people in there had bloodshot eyes And track-marks on their arms and thighs I looked at the menu-board above my head I turned to this creep and I said, 'I'll have a Big Smack and a quarter ouncer A diet cocaine and hash browns to go I'll have an ecstasy shake and an acid fudge sundae' 'Will you be shooting up here Or tripping away, man?' I woke up and found it was only a dream I crawled out of the drain and I started to scream Because across the street was a McDonald's store I wondered inside, but it was worse that before Because the people in the all had tie-dyed jeans And long hair and guitars and you know what that means I looked up at the menu-board above my head I turned to this dude and I said, 'I'll have a Big McLentil and a Quarter Beaner A tofu McShake and McChickpeas I'd like some buckwheat fries and a seaweed pie.' And if I ate all of that I'd probably fart till I die. Bu döküman AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır. http://www.akormerkezi.com