Bert (rolls over): Ernie, did you wake me up just to tell me it's dark?
Ernie: Yeah, Bert, it's really dark.
Bert: Well, of course it's dark, Ernie. It's supposed to be dark. It's night out .
Ernie: No, Bert, I mean it's really dark. (Goes to the window.) See, the lights are all out on Sesame Street.
Bert (goes to the window): Hey, you're right, Ernie, it's really dark. I wonder why it's so dark ... Oh, I know what it is.
Ernie: Why is it so dark, Bert?
Bert: It's probably a blackout.
Ernie: Well, what's a blackout, Bert?
Bert: Well ... well, that's when the electric company has a breakdown, and then all the lights go out, 'cause you need electricity for lights. But they're proba bly trying to fix it, so just go to bed, Ernie. Nothing to do about it. (Goes ba ck to bed.)
Ernie (pauses, still standing by the window): Bert ... are you scared of the dar k, Bert?
Bert (sleepily): No, Ernie, I'm not scared of the dark.
Ernie (goes to Bert's bed after another pause and starts tapping him): Bert ... Bert? As long as it's a blackout, Bert, how about we watch television?
Bert (irritated): Ernie ... (Sits up in bed.) Stop hitting me, Ernie! (Ernie sto ps.) Let me tell me you something. You can not watch television, because televis ion needs electricity. And we don't have any electricity because of the blackout . So just go to sleep, Ernie. (Lies down.)
Ernie (starts shaking Bert after another pause): How about we listen to the radi o, Bert?
Bert (sitting up): Ernie, it's the same thing with the radio! The radio needs el ectricity, just like the TV set. And we have no electricity because of the black out. So just please GO TO SLEEP! (Lies down and gives his famous "Aaaaaaahhhh!" Starts mumbling to himself.) First the television set, then the radio, and I nee d to get some sleep.
Ernie: (shaking Bert after still another pause): How 'bout ... how 'bout we list en to a record? We could turn on the record player, Bert.
Bert (sitting up, thoroughly exasperated by now): Ernie! You can't listen to a r ecord because the record player needs electricity, just like the TV set and the radio, AND THERE'S A BLACKOUT! Now, please Ernie, go to bed! Aaaaaaahhhh! (Lies down.)
Ernie (after a pause): I know what I'll do! I'll call up somebody on Sesame Stre et and tell them we're having a blackout. I'm sure they'd like to know we're hav ing a blackout. (Picks up the phone and starts dialing it.)
Bert (sitting up): Ernie? Ernie, they probably already know about the blackout. Do you have any idea what time it is? Oh, never mind. Do what you want. I am goi ng back to sleep. Boy, do I need it now. (Lies down. The phone rings once on the other end, and Oscar answers it. Note: Both Bert and Ernie can understand what he's saying.)
Oscar (with even more of his grouchiness than usual): What's the idea calling me up in the middle of the night? Hey, who is this? 'Cause I'm gonna see to it you don't sleep for a week! Speak up! Who is this?
Ernie: Uh ... it ... it ... it's Bert. (Hangs up. Bert gives a little sigh of de spair.)
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