But, come to think of it, ol' buddy Herbert Birdsfoot usually takes a bath this time of day.
(raises, pause)
He may not like being bothered, you know, sitting in his warm tubby, having to g o answer the door.
(pause)
I know I wouldn't; I mean, there he is, sitting all nice and warm in his tubby, then have to get out, just because someone is pounding on the door. There he'd b e standing, all wet and sudsy, just because I came over to borrow his vacuum cle aner.
(pause)
He might be so mad, he wouldn't lend me his vacuum cleaner. He might think I wou ldn't give it back. I would, but he might not think so.
(pause, Ernie is starting to get annoyed)
He might -- he might go around telling my friends not to lend me anything anymor e. And then -- and then people wouldn't lend me anything anymore. They might not play with me, they might not even talk to me anymore.
(by now Ernie is really upset)
Why I -- I used to have a lot of friends around here -- before that rotten ol' H erbert Birdsfoot started shooting off his mouth!"
(pounds furiously on the door. HB answers it, fully dressed)
Herbert Birdsfoot: (pleasantly) "Why hello, Ernie. How can I help you?"
Ernie: (furious) "Oh yeah?! Well if that's the way you feel about it, you can ju st keep your rotten ol' vacuum cleaner, you--!!!"
(marches off, leaving Herbert very surprised)
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