Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong - Sözleri

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane 

With a rabid wolverine in my underwear 

When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat 

Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes 

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? 

Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? 

Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" 

I probably would have kept on guessing 

But about that time we crashed into the truck 

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt 

Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer 

Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

 

Everything you know is wrong 

Black is white, up is down and short is long 

And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter 

Everything you know is wrong 

Just forget the words and sing along 

All you need to understand is 

Everything you know is wrong 



I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams 

When I accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension 

And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space 

Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr 

They sucked out my internal organs 

And they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport 

And as a way of saying thank you 

They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go 

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night 

So I could pay my phone bill on time 

Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling 



Everything you know is wrong 

Black is white, up is down and short is long 

And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter 

Everything you know is wrong 

Just forget the words and sing along 

All you need to understand is 

Everything you know is wrong 



I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin 

When I got a nasty paper cut 

And, well, to make a long story short 

It got infected and I died 

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates 

And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing 

He tells me that they've got a dress code 

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway 

But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity 

And every day he runs by screaming 



Everything you know is wrong 

Black is white, up is down and short is long 

And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong 

Just forget the words and sing along 

All you need to understand is 

Everything you know is wrong








		
			



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